What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 02:06
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?